cchristmaslester:

carrie fisher and freddie mercury were both too powerful for this weak world

(Source: totalphillie)

mondlers:

_{phoebe buffay: canon bisexual}

polliewog:

jewishmilesedgeworth:

jewishmilesedgeworth:

jewishmilesedgeworth:

so excited about the prospect of finally having an apartment of my own that i got the shakes in the home goods section of a TJ Max

concerned bystander: ma’am? are you all right?
me, on the verge of tears: apardmint…….

i panicked and bought a set of tasteful novelty dish towels 

(Source: surprisedentistry)

cursedcatimages:

amymcadams:

(Source: siobhanroy)

aaays-and-bees:

ki-zumono:

fabasaurusrex:

typical-bitchy-bitch1239:

thebestoftumbling:

Asked for a scoop of vanilla, cold stone delivers

His face before he slams it

wher ethe fuck the ice cream go

He destroyed it

(Source: thebestoftumbling)